Stephen Tyrone Colbert!!!!!
“Favorite saying: Nobody loves me!
Can be found: Alone
Likes most: Anyone who will talk to me
Dislikes most: Being called a loser, jerk, whimp (sic) or non-entity
Ambition: To make a friend”
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/01/stephen_colbert_yearbook_page.html?mid=372115&rid=422570360&mboxSession=422570360