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when i get spam shit like this
I just feel bad for the people who clearly have had their accounts jacked. Subject line: PLEASE HELP!“I’m writing this with tears in my eyes, My family and I came down here to Nottingham, United Kingdom for a short vacation unfortunately we were mugged at the park of the hotel where we stayed,all cash,credit card and cell were stolen off us but luckily for us we still have our life...
Jul 13th
there's no word for the thing I'm thinking of
what do you call it when…. I’m trying to think of the word that means “thing.” Okay — in this sense — Lady Gaga is a pop star, sure, a hard-working musical person who got to the right place at the right time with the right outfit and became hugely popular. But i’ve become convinced that there’s something else about her…I want to say the words...
Jul 9th
January 2010
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oh! that person! on Damages Season 2
1). Seth BULLOCK. YES PLEASE THANK YOU 2). Phil from Modern Family - hilarious 3). Darrell Hammond 4). Marcia Gay Harden’s cleavage
Jan 31st
Created by Oatmeal
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December 2009
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"if i was a girl i can imagine being really...
(my friend said that the other day i keep thinking about it) other things i keep thinking about: Earlier tonight I was on the bus and I saw a girl I know (not very well) get on two stops after me and I neglected to wave to her. I didn’t hide from her or anything, but I didn’t want to have a whole chitchat thing for the entire bus ride. Then apparently a car hit the left side of the...
Dec 10th
November 2009
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DIsNEY philosophy
“There is no reason why Disney would not take over the human genome… to turn it into a genetic show. In the end, they would cryogenize the entire planet, just like Walt Disney himself…for some kind of resurrection in the real world. But there is no real world anymore, not even for Walt Disney. If one day he wakes up, he’ll no doubt have the biggest surprise of his life. If this operation...
Nov 20th
NO I DO NOT WATCH WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE I’M AN ADULT!!!! http://isohunt.com/torrents/?ihq=curb+your+enthusiasm+s07e09
Nov 19th
best NYT article EVER →
DINING & WINE Living for Candy, and Sugar-Coated Goblins By DAVID COLMAN Published: October 28, 2009 A new book by the playwright and humorist Paul Rudnick reveals a horrible truth no parent wants published: It is possible, it seems, to live on candy.
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October 2009
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Kier-ke-gaaaaaard
“I am in the profoundest sense an unhappy individuality, riveted from the beginning to one or another suffering bordering on madness, a suffering which must have its basis in a mis-relation between my mind and body, for (and this is the remarkable thing as well as my infinite encouragement) it has no relation to my spirit, which on the contrary, because of the tension between my mind and...
Oct 29th
Hulu - The Colbert Report: Stephens Sound Advice ... →
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August 2009
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