German ambassador to the united nations He doesn’t quite get cupcakes “What is this child’s birthday party? Why would you celebrate the slowly tightening grip of death? Does the child eat this to help him forget that he is slowly decaying?”Hans Beinholt - The Colbert Report on the 2010.04.13.Jon.Mooallem episode

German ambassador to the united nations He doesn’t quite get cupcakes “What is this child’s birthday party? Why would you celebrate the slowly tightening grip of death? Does the child eat this to help him forget that he is slowly decaying?”Hans Beinholt - The Colbert Report on the 2010.04.13.Jon.Mooallem episode

Stephen Tyrone Colbert!!!!!
“Favorite saying: Nobody loves me! Can be found: Alone Likes most: Anyone who will talk to me Dislikes most: Being called a loser, jerk, whimp (sic) or non-entity Ambition: To make a friend”
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/01/stephen_colbert_yearbook_page.html?mid=372115&rid=422570360&mboxSession=422570360

Stephen Tyrone Colbert!!!!!

“Favorite saying: Nobody loves me!
Can be found: Alone
Likes most: Anyone who will talk to me
Dislikes most: Being called a loser, jerk, whimp (sic) or non-entity
Ambition: To make a friend”

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/01/stephen_colbert_yearbook_page.html?mid=372115&rid=422570360&mboxSession=422570360

Looking for a place to get bratwurst near my house, found this:
“BAKERY GOODS:  Our experienced bakers make so nicely smelling, crispy and uniquely tasting bread, rolls and other baking goods. They come daily, fresh to your table, baked according to Old Polish recipes.”
“LIQUORS:  As in all our departments, we care here of taste and needs of our Customers. We have alcoholic beverages for all occasions. You will find a wide range of liquors from the entire the world. Richness of special tastes and various producers – as everything in our stores – is very affordable priced.”
http://www.wallysmarket.com/index.htm

Looking for a place to get bratwurst near my house, found this:

“BAKERY GOODS: Our experienced bakers make so nicely smelling, crispy and uniquely tasting bread, rolls and other baking goods. They come daily, fresh to your table, baked according to Old Polish recipes.”

“LIQUORS: As in all our departments, we care here of taste and needs of our Customers. We have alcoholic beverages for all occasions. You will find a wide range of liquors from the entire the world. Richness of special tastes and various producers – as everything in our stores – is very affordable priced.”

http://www.wallysmarket.com/index.htm

when i get spam shit like this

I just feel bad for the people who clearly have had their accounts jacked.


Subject line: PLEASE HELP!“I’m writing this with tears in my eyes, My family and I came down here to Nottingham, United Kingdom for a short vacation unfortunately we were mugged at the park of the hotel where we stayed,all cash,credit card and cell were stolen off us but luckily for us we still have our life and passports with us.
We’ve been to the embassy and the Police here but they’re not helping issues at all they asked us to wait for 3weeks which we can not and our flight leaves in less than 3hrs from now but we’re having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won’t let us leave until we settle the bills.
Am freaked out at the moment and i need a quick loan from you.”
YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY some russian teenager and I’m not f-ing stupid. Jeezus.
there’s no word for the thing I’m thinking of

what do you call it when….

I’m trying to think of the word that means “thing.” Okay — in this sense — Lady Gaga is a pop star, sure, a hard-working musical person who got to the right place at the right time with the right outfit and became hugely popular. But i’ve become convinced that there’s something else about her…I want to say the words “angst,” or “ennui,” or “pathos,” none of which describe the thing I want to but a general sense of “something”-ness, what I want to say is that there’s something else to her that is a bit transcendent, otherworldly, primally human and emotional….

All this, sure. But i’m ALSO pretty convinced that she for real. Meaning, she actually does know how to read music and is maybe kind of crazy like a lot of white girls from New York are…But also that she doesn’t get the ideas for her schtick from a focus group, that she may be much more “original” than your average pop star. She actually writes music, and has a relationship with that piano that is a little unsettling, maybe, but genuine. All of it genuine. Genuinely weird, too — her collaborations with artists (Damien Hirst, et al) doesn’t seem gimmicky, while of course her entire thing is gimmicky…But she does force Americans to expand their notions of what’s palatable, what’s acceptable, from a celebrity. She is genuinely weird, and every so often she and her entourage of young creatives put out something that is more art than not art. Its remarkable.

…I mean Josh Groban and Celine Dion can say what they do is “art,” as in “I would do anything for My Art” — which, of course, I can easily imagine Celine Dion or Pete Wentz saying that on the Regis and Kelly Show. When people like that happen to make good music, it’s just fine, its okay, its good like a new good product from Johnson & Johnson is good, and helpful to life for at least some segment of people. And to that extent, Lady Gaga songs are just like well-made products, helpful to gays and people working out the world over. But - there’s a big difference - she has a variously complicated, fully-rendered and truly “experimental” stage show that is an inextricable part of what she’s doing, and thats what make people LOVE her. That’s the part that makes her interesting.

The question, of course, is just how long can you keep that up, how long can you stay popular yet genuine, or interesting, in the current world of popular music. Hmm.

oh! that person! on Damages Season 2

1). Seth BULLOCK.
YES PLEASE THANK YOU

2). Phil from Modern Family - hilarious

3). Darrell Hammond

4). Marcia Gay Harden’s cleavage

Is there anything that comes with more cache than “From the makers of THE WIRE”

…?

No.

Also - it’s basically this guy:

(that’s David Simon)

i mean i don’t know, it’s just remarkable that that guy made The Wire.

“if i was a girl i can imagine being really threatened by miranda july”

(my friend said that the other day i keep thinking about it)

other things i keep thinking about:

Earlier tonight I was on the bus and I saw a girl I know (not very well) get on two stops after me and I neglected to wave to her. I didn’t hide from her or anything, but I didn’t want to have a whole chitchat thing for the entire bus ride.

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DIsNEY philosophy

“There is no reason why Disney would not take over the human genome… to turn it into a genetic show. In the end, they would cryogenize the entire planet, just like Walt Disney himself…for some kind of resurrection in the real world. But there is no real world anymore, not even for Walt Disney. If one day he wakes up, he’ll no doubt have the biggest surprise of his life.

If this operation can be so successful in creating a universal fascination with only a tint of moral disapproval, it is because reality itself, the world itself, with its frenzy of cloning has already been transformed into an interactive performance, some kind of [Disneyland] for ideologies, technologies, works, knowledge, death, and even destruction. All this is likely to be cloned and resurrected in a juvenile museum of Imagination or a virtual museum of Information.”

— Jean Baudrillard, 1996

From the European Graduate School Media & Communications website, http://www.egs.edu/faculty/baudrillard/baudrillard-disneyworld-company.html

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